HOW TO PLAY GUITAR lyrics

[Verse]
I'm out of ideas
I'll sell out to the demon
He'll help out
Take my lack of practice
Make me a guitar genius
Please

[Bridge]
Why have you summoned me here?
What darkness have you got in your heart?
I just really, really want to
Be able to play guitar!

[Outro]
"Oh. Uh... Ok. you know you gotta give me your soul right?"
"Yeah!"
"I mean alright there ya go"
*Gasp*

[Instrumental Break]