INTRO lyrics
by ISSBROKIE
(ISSBROKIE, IzzaCouch, Jenx2)
Bro, this boss is kinda giving me a boner!
Oh f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!
Hey, dude, what the f*ck!? Get out! Me and Jen are playing the Elden Ring
DLC- MOTHERf*ckER!
Bro, you're ass
Ah, sh*t...d- WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
Ugh, f*ck dude it-it f*ckin' stinks, dude
So?
How long has it been since you cleaned this place?
That doesn't matter, Chodescrote, just buy some more KARMAMØB themed air fresheners, the old ones are all out of the smelly juices
Chodescro—? Dude, it's been a f*cking year, dude. Do you see this!? Do you see that? That's a 90% drop in our stocks, dude, that's NEARLY impossible!
Ugh, so? Just gеt some more stocks, stupid. Hahaha, right Jen? ...Uh, Jеn?
Not now, bro, I'm tryna kill this slug monster
No no no no, dude, f*cking- shut up, dude. You're not Adin Ross' best friend, Playboy Carti, you can't just not drop for a year
I mean, maybe the Playboy Carti method is right, dude. Maybe I should just walk into someone's stream and just scam the sh*t outta them and be like "CHEBY CREH, CHEBY CREH-"
Be serious, dude!
I am being serious, I just... don't see an issue. We bought a mansion with our money from singles and ISSBROKIE logoed pocket pussies are being made in sweatshops right now!
Pocket pussies? Dude, without this album, there IS no pocket pussies. *Vine boom sound effect*
Huh? No pocket pussies??
Yes! And uh...and- and no more video games! *Vine boom sound effect*
NO MORE VIDEO GAMES!??
You think that's bad? NO MORE TECRO AND MONEY SPREADS ON THE GRAM! *Vine boom sound effect*
Oh god, I think I'm gonna faint! I need to show everybody that I'm living a better lifestyle than them with physical dollar bills! What do we do!?
That's it, dude. I'm calling the møb. I'm calling the mob right now
Like...KARMAMØB? The whole møb?
YES THE WHOLE f*ckIN' MØB! I've got Daki on the phone right now!
Uhhh...does it have to be that guy though? Like, we could just call Ruzlxn or something, or DOTFLOW or-
JUST f*ckIN' MAKE IT WORK, OKAY?!
Okay
GOD, f*ck! *slams door*
They better not make me say some corny sh*t, like "Hi! Hello!" that would be really, really gay