COME AS YOURSELF! (outro) lyrics

[Skit - BROKIE and BROKIE's BF]
Phone buzzing
Phone buzzing
Hm?
Phone buzzing
Hrm, what the f*ck? (Phone buzzing)
Phone buzzing
Oh!
Answers FaceTime
Hey babe
Hey sh*tter!
Hey, so, me and the guys were wonderin' if you wanted to just come out to see this new movie at like- 4:30ish and then you can just come back to my place and we can hang out?
Ehhhh I don't know. Maybe. What's it about?
It's about this guy who's like a pirate- in space and uhh- I don't know it's weird
Heh. It sounds cool but I don't know if I wanna go out tonight
C'mon. It's been- 3 weeks since I've seen you and the crew misses you and I miss you
Ok! Fine, fine. I'll go. Lemme just get dressed and find a ride
Sick! By the way, you should wear the one skirt since it's a little hot out today and I don't really want my little lady burnin' up
Skirt? I- I don't know. Maybe I could wear shorts if you'd rather me wear that
Shorts? But dude, you could totally stab that skirt way better
Yeah but like- what about the other guys?
Dude, f*ck what they have to say. Just- come as yourself. I- I like you better when you are you
I'll take that into consideration form now on
Ok! See you soon
Hey hun?
Yeah?
Thanks. And, uhh, I love you
Don't mention it. I love you too. I'll see you
Bye
FaceTime ends
God, I love that guy
Where's my beanie at? (Where's my beanie at?)