f*ck THIS SAD sh*t I’M JUST TRYNA… (skit) lyrics

Okay, f*ck, it's just Daki
Let me answer, hello?
Brokie! Yo! You available right now? (I mean I'm like—)
Me and LAC 'boutta slide to the mall and we figured you'd wanna cop some gay sh*t, like a croptop or somethin'
'Cause you know, like, gay?
Uh, wha—
I-I mean I'm-I'm in the studio right now
I'm, like, I'm recording some sh*t
And what? (Oh, my God)
You too good for croptops or somethin', n*gga?
Uh, in case you forgot, it's summer!
No, bro, get off my di*k, I'm just recording some sh*t (What?), damn
'Kay, well, judging by that b*tchy attitude in yo' voice, I'm gonna assume that it's pretty important
Bro, it's not even b*tchy, chill out
Wait, are you still continuing that fake ass gangsta rap sh*t?
Or is it, like, deep?
Define deep?
Don't tell me you still writing songs 'bout yo' sorry ass ex, bruh
Brokie
It's so bad, bro, I can't f*ckin' (Bro, it's been a year!)
You had a whole ass new man for a year, bro! (I know, I'm just)
And you still sad? n*gga, you is not Drake, move on!
Dude, I'm trying to, bro, I just f*ckin'
I miss the way I could just, like, walk down the block and just, like, have someone who cared about me like that, you know?
I don't even, like, miss the romance at all
You know, I cut it off 'cause I don't want the romance, you know?
I'm not missing an ex, I'm missing a friend
And it's like, bro, we hooked up in high school a couple of times 'cause I was thinking with my di*k
And she was thinking with whatever
I just kinda blame myself, you know? It's hard not to
It sucks
Hey, don't beat yourself up over a girl that both you and I know hate you now
Oh, thanks, man, yeah
You tried talking to her, and she blocked you, end of story
Just come to the mall with me and LAC, and I promise we'll cheer you up, gangy
Yeah, I guess-I guess it wouldn't hurt
I-I-I do need sunlight
I just f*ckin', I gotta get out of this f*ckin' studio, man, f*ck it
Okay, sick, 'cause I'm quite literally parked outside your house, like, chop-chop
Yeah, yeah, alright, bro, I'll see you
Phew, alright
f*ck all this sad sh*t, dude, Daki's right, I'm just gonna f*ckin' go to the mall, f*ck it
I need sunlight anyway