Rule 34 lyrics

[Verse 1: Yung Spinach c*mshot]
Every single night I’m on Rule 34
Beating my di*k to some anime whore
Hoping my mom doesn’t open the door
‘Cause I was gonna sleep but then I forgor
‘Cause I was busy watching hentai, can you blame me?
I do it at night so I can j*rk off safely
Am I addicted? The answer is maybe
I think that I am, ‘cause I do it daily
I c*m on my wall, it’s a wallnut
I’m giving my pee-pee a haircut
I need a b*tch with a big butt
I’ll call her my Yung Spinach c*msl*t
Licking the paper when wiping my buttcrack
Water from the toilet is splashing my ballsack
Pull up to school and I’m riding a Cadillac
XiLO take over the beat, it’s a hijack

[Verse 2: XiLO]
This is what you get, I’m back on the track
Caught me playing Among Us, impostor is dead
And my waifu so pretty, this pillow got di*k
Watching Boku no Pico, that sh*t is a sin
If she be bulma, pleasе drag on my balls
Heavy on hentai, I’m bricked likе a wall
She say ara ara, I jizz on my c*ck
Got a shrimp in my pants, in my pocket a Glock
This hentai be raving, this porn that I’m craving
Go back in my room and I turn on my playlist
This loli go stupid, your mom is amusing
Since hentai is haven, this show made me do sh*t
This tentacle seminal c*m on my balls
The salmon c*m sandwich, this b*tch got it all
The worldest of serpents could climb on my c*ck
And I’m j*rking it off screaming poggers a lot
[Verse 3: Yung Spinach c*mshot]
Whenever I p*ss it gives me the chills
f*ck taxes, I don't pay my bills
Life would be bad without hot milfs
‘Cause that’s way less holes that my c*m can fill
If you talk sh*t, then I’ll make you get neutered
I like to watch hentai on my school computer
If I get caught by my teacher, I’ll shoot her
That wasn’t nice of her, she’s a party pooper
I feel like I’m Yung Spinach in 2006
b*tch, I only just got born and I’m already getting chicks
727, when you see it you'll sh*t bricks
My wrist looks like a river you can call it f*cking styx
My di*k is even bigger than my G-Fuel collection
That was cap, it's 3 inches when I have an erection
b*tch I got the sauce and oh yeah, did I mention?
I f*cked my teacher so I could get up outta detention

[Chorus: Yung Spinach c*mshot]
I love Rule 34
j*rking off is my favorite sport
I beat my di*k when I’m bored
Your b*tch rides me just like a skateboard

[Verse 4: Yung Spinach c*mshot]
I might f*ck on your mom
I’m blowing up like Islam
My di*k is going f*cking numb
'Cause I live on PornHub.com
Erectile dysfunction, call it Mining Fatigue
I got no place to nut, so I hide it in my sleeve
I stick my di*k in your mom, now it’s 5 inches deep
Making racks so fast, I’m a f*cking machine
[Chorus: Yung Spinach c*mshot]
I love Rule 34
j*rking off is my favorite sport
I beat my di*k when I’m bored
Your b*tch rides me just like a skateboard