FLASH IN THE PAN HIP HOP CONFLICTS OF NOWADAYS
T-SERIES!
VERSUS!
PEWDIEPIE!
BEGIN!
T-Series:
Yo, Im a faceless, nameless, coorperate enterprise
And i still got more personality than this guy
Pewdiepie! Lemme dish out some truth
You talk like a child, i'll call ya Hitler Youth
Iv’e seen your b*tch lasagna, ya got no flow at all
It sounds like your verses were written by Jake Paul
Jumping you in subs is just my next hurdle
First, i'll crush you with my words like the Wall Street Journal!
Pewdiepie:
You can't scare Pewdiepie, try Markiplier
When im done, you’ll be the funny guy im hiring off Fiverr
You sucked the soul from youtube, paid to make it big
You're like the McDonalds of videos without the McRib
Your Bollywood budget can't handle this
Make better content than you from my room at my standing desk
Your first boss had guts and pimping hair
But he got whacked by the mob and it was downhill from there!
T-Series:
Mr. Kumar was a hero, better watch what you say
Before I smack your ass back to the days of Lets Plays
I started on cassettes now im making movie deals
While you're screaming like an autistic demon playing Happy Wheels
And i would bet that those two dudes on Fiverr
Have a better education than most of your subscribers
So dont come messing with the Indians, chief
Why dont you make like the Hindus and give up the beef?
Pewdiepie:
Yo I can play games with the fans that I got
Cuz my subscribers are real, ya can't brofist a sub bot!
Ten vids a week with the same sounding beats
And the same 80 dudes dancing barefoot in the street!
See, your content's always sh*t, no matter how shiny
Stick to making trailers, cuz you'll always be behind me
Im a one man Machinima, ya can't hold a candle
And if you do beat the Pewds, I’ll delete my whole channel
WHO WON?
WHO’S CARES?
YOU DECIDE!
FLASH IN THE PAN HIP HOP CONFLICTS OF NOWADAYS