Tom, di*k or Harry (1999 Revised) lyrics

[GREMIO, LUCENTIO & HORTENSIO, spoken]
Baptista!

[BAPTISTA, spoken]
Gentlemen, importune me no farther
For how firmly I am resolved you know;
That is, not bestow my youngest daughter
Before I have a husband for the elder

[BIANCA, spoken]
Ah, me

[GREMIO]
I've made a haul in all the leading rackets
From which, rip-roaring rich
I happen to be
And if thou wouldst attain the upper brackets
Marry me, marry me, marry me!

[LUCENTIO]
My purse has yet to know a silver lining
Still lifeless is my wifeless
Family tree
But if for love unending thou art pining
Marry me, marry me, marry mе!
[HORTENSIO]
I come to thee a thoroughbred patrician
Still spraying my decaying
Family tree
To givе a social goose to thy position
Marry me, marry me, marry me!

Marry me

[GREMIO & LUCENTIO]
Marry me

[HORTENSIO]
Marry me

[GREMIO & HORTENSIO]
Marry me

[LUCENTIO]
Marry me

[GREMIO]
Marry me

[GREMIO, HORTENSIO & LUCENTIO]
Marry me!
[BIANCA]
I'm a maid who would marry
And will take with no qualm
Any Tom, di*k, or Harry
Any Harry, di*k, or Tom
I'm a maid mad to marry
And will take double-quick
Any Tom, di*k, or Harry
Any Tom, Harry, or di*k!

[GREMIO]
I'm the man thou shouldst marry

[BIANCA]
Howdy, Pop!

[GREMIO]
Howdy, Mom!

[LUCENTIO]
I'm the man thou shouldst marry

[BIANCA]
Art thou Harry, di*k, or Tom?

[HORTENSIO]
I'm the man thou shouldst marry
[BIANCA]
Howdy, pal!

[HORTENSIO]
Howdy, chick!

[BIANCA]
Art thou Tom, di*k, or Harry?

[GREMIO, HORTENSIO, & LUCENTIO]
Call me Tom, Harry, or di*k!

[GREMIO, HORTENSIO, LUCENTIO, BIANCA & GREMIO, HORTENSIO, LUCENTIO & BIANCA]
I'm/She's a maid who would marry
And would no longer tarry
I'm/She's a maid who would marry
May my/ her hopes not miscarry
I'm/She's a maid mad to marry
And will take double-quick
Any Tom, di*k, or Harry
Any Tom, Harry, or di*k


[GREMIO, HORTENSIO, LUCENTIO & BIANCA]
A di*ka di*k
A di*ka di*k
A di*ka di*k
A di*ka di*k
A di*ka di*k
A di*ka di*k
A di*ka di*k

[GREMIO, HORTENSIO, LUCENTIO, BIANCA, GREMIO, HORTENSIO, LUCENTIO & BIANCA]
I'm a maid who would marry
And would no longer tarry
She’s a maid I’d / Who’d marry
May my / her hopes not miscarry
I'm / She’s mad to marry
And will take double-quick
Any Tom, di*k, or Harry
Any Tom, Harry, or di*k!

[BIANCA]
Howdy, Pop!

[?]
Howdy, Mom!

[BIANCA]
Art thou Harry, di*k, or Tom?

[BIANCA]
Howdy, pal!

[?]
Howdy, chick!

[GREMIO, HORTENSIO & LUCENTIO]
Call me Tom, Harry, or

[GREMIO, HORTENSIO, LUCENTIO & BIANCA]
di*k, di*k, di*k, di*k A-di*k-a-di*k
di*k, di*k, di*k, di*k A-di*k-a-di*k
di*k, di*k, di*k, di*k A-di*k-a-di*k

[Instrumental]

[?]
Marry me!

[?]
Marry me!

[?]
Marry me!

[?]
Marry me!

[?]
Marry me!

[Instrumental]

[BIANCA]
Any
Tom
di*k
Or Harry

Any Tom
Harry
Or di*k!