M.D.W. lyrics

[Intro]
La, la-la-la-la
La-la-la-lah
La-la-lah
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-lah
La-la-lah
La-la-la-la
(*cough* Okay)

[Refrain]
Hey, li'l f*ck-n*gga, my di*k works
My di*k works, my di*k works
Hey, li'l f*ck-n*gga, my di*k works
My di*k works, my di*k—
M-m-my di*k works, my di*k works, my di*k works
Hey, li'l f*ck-n*gga, my di*k works
My di*k works, my di*k works
My di*k—my di*k—my di*k works
Hey, li'l f*ck-n*gga—(My di*k works)
Hey, li'l f*ck-n*gga, my di*k works
My di*k works, my di*k—

[Verse 1]
Goes sprite for myself
I am a pus*y and no fights in my belt
I am a pus*y, yes, I need some help
Why are the cookies so high on the shelf?
Fire myself from the profession of admiring myself
This ain't depression, just tired as hell
This ain't depression, I'm just tired as hell
Let's make a toast to all of the people you hate just 'cause you're close
All of the people you fake love when they're dead
Why do we do that? I guess that's how it goes
Wipe for myself
I am a pus*y, no fights in my belt
My momma pushed me, that's why I rebel
I like to push it, no time for my health
Fire myself from the profession of admiring myself
This ain't depression, just tired as hell
This ain't depression, I'm just tired as hell
Let's raise a glass, to all of the people who cut ties in the past
All of the people you don't try bringin' back
All of the people who might die livin' fast
[Refrain]
Hey, li'l f*ck-n*gga, my di*k works
My di*k works, my di*k works
Hey, li'l f*ck-n*gga, my di*k works
My di*k works, my di*k—
My—(Ahh)

[Verse 2]
Crafted my di*k in my own image
So candy-ass n*ggas could eat it and poop Snickers
Barely has a X-Y function with no limits
di*k over the next guy, f*ckin' his hoes, b*tches
Bros, sisters, till he's raisin' my own children
Pork a b*tch, beef with a n*gga, but no chicken
When I get some money, I'm buyin' a Porsche with it
And I ain't talkin' cars, I'm talkin' 'bout porch-sittin'
In suburbia payin' my mortgages
Four children—all boys—bored Christmas
Get 'em each a puppy so they could have more b*tches
'Cause (My di*k works, my di*k—my—)
But if you believed it, wouldn't have to repeat it
Like, "Black is beautiful, Black is beautiful, Black is beautiful"
See, the record ain't half as broke as your self-esteem is
And the record ain't half as broke as my f*ckin' p*nis
That's insecurity 101
The words comin' out your mouth, don't believe none of 'em
The words comin' out my mouth, hope you make fun of 'em
'Cause my di*k works, my di*k—
[Interlude]
(Hey, li'l f*ck-n*gga, my di*k works
My di*k works, my di*k works
Hey, li'l f*ck-n*gga, my di*k works
My di*k works, my di*k—
M-m-my di*k works, my di*k works, my di*k works
Hey, li'l f*ck-n*gga, my di*k works
My di*k works, my di*k works
My di*k—my di*k—my di*k works
Hey, li'l f*ck-n*gga my di*k works
Hey, li'l f*ck-n*gga, my di*k works
My di*k works, my di*k—)

[Outro]
You fight
And you fall
So don't try
To be smart
Just grab a pipe
Or a bong
Makin' sure your life
Start getting small
I miss
My mom
And she
Hates this song
She's right
Or she's wrong
Either way, life
Moves along
Either way, life
Moves along