f*ck It lyrics

[Intro, spoken]
Hey!
(Laugh track)
Stinky the Grump!
f*ck you too!
(Laugh track)
What's wrong, Stinky?
Besides livin' in a trash can and havin' a syringe lodged in my f*ckin' head, nothin', I guess
(Laugh track)
Where your parents, anyway?
My mommy and daddy are at work!
Oh yeah? Well me, I gave up on work a long time ago
Don't give up, Stinky! My dad says, "If you never give up and work hard, all your dreams will come true"!
That's the gayest sh*t I ever heard
(Laugh track)
What?

[Verse 1: Stinky]
I don't believe your pappy
He may be rich, but he ain't happy
Tells you 'bout work, and you want to be him
But when's the last time you got to see it?
He works hard. Why?
So you can go out and buy
A bunch of sh*t that you don't need
Can even buy your punk ass hopes and greed

[Chorus: Stinky]
That's why
I say
f*ck it

[Bridge: Stinky]
For the first time in my life
I'm-a finally free
No mansion for me, I said f*ck it
No brand new Humvee, I said f*ck it

[Random Furry Cat]
But you'll get no pus*y

[Stinky]
f*ck it
[Verse 2]
What you don't understand
Is I make love to my hand
So I don't need you, honey
I beat my di*k like it owes me money
f*ck it

[Outro]
That's right, I said f*ck it

[spoken]
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna make me a nice feces sandwich.