Sex With A Monkey lyrics

I don’t know where AIDS comes from. Who the f*ck knows? Scientists don’t even know. Scientists still say AIDS started because somebody had sex with a monkey. Word? After all these researches, the best explanation that you came up with – NOBODY f*cks monkeys AND people, you idiot!
You either "f*ck monkeys", or you "f*ck people." That’s it. There’s no... in-between.

...You’re not going to get monkey pus*y on Tuesday and then be like, “Well, let me call Charlene,” on Thursday. No! Once you've f*cked a monkey, that’s a FIRM DECISION. I’m OUT of the human pus*y game, FOR GOOD. It’s ridiculous!

They act like monkeys are just as open as waiting for people to f*ck them, man. Monkeys don’t want to be f*cked by people! Think about it. Think about *how hard* it would be... to CATCH a monkey... and f*ck it. That’s ridiculous. That’s how it had to go down. Do you think you’re just going to walk up to him, in the woods, and bribe this n*gga with fruits and bananas? –

“Hey, buddy, hey.”
(mimes offering the food)
“Yeah, there you go, buddy... yeaahhh.”
(mimes petting followed by bottom-groping)
“There you goooo, with your big, bright red ass.”
(mimes unzipping his pants)
(whisper)
“This big bright red bootyyyy.”

– Do you know how *strong* a monkey is? It would rip your di*k off, like a celery stalk. "Grrr." Throw that sh*t in the tall grass, to never be seen again? –

“...Hey, dog, we’re going to go to the club, pick up some girls, you trying to roll?”

“No, man, I’m cool. I’m going to stay home, dog, chill with my monkey. ...You know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my di*k without peeling it? Mmm! Last night, Chimp-Chimp j*rked me off with his feet, n*gga. Only a 'monkey' can show you that kind of love and tenderness. So you all keep f*cking these people if you want, n*ggas. It's more monkey pus*y for MEEE! ...I’m hooking up with an 'orangutang' next week. That's all I f*ck, is chimps and orangutaaaangs.”