Celebrity lyrics
by Dave Chappelle
f*ck, I need an alibi. I can’t be no celebrity. This sh*t is just the worst. I’m seeing it.
I can see why – I see why stars are crazy, man, these motherf*ckers... I went to Disney World with my kids, which is a 'big deal' for me. I don’t get to see my kids so much. I do "Chappelle’s Show" 20 hours a day. Sleep for, like, half an hour. Raise my kids for 10, 20 minutes and then I go back to work. Now this *particular* day I got to hook up with the kids. We went to Disney World. Everybody at the park, f*cking everybody! --
“Hey, HEEEEY! ...I’m RICK JAMES, b*tch! Hey, I’m Rick James, biiiiitch.”
It was like, “Hey, man, hey, you mind not calling me a b*tch in front of my kids? Time out, motherf*cker, we take a day off." Even Mickey Mouse did it. I said, "This is the most UN-professional sh*t I have EVER seen in my LIFE."
“I'm Rick JAMES, b*tch. HUH-HAH.”
Oh, I was FED up. I caught that motherf*cker with an uppercut – PAAA. Knocked his head clean off. Everybody was screaming.
“Oh, my God, oh, my God! ...Mickey Mouse is MEXICAN.”
I had a terrible time in Disney World. Disney World’s like a whole 'nother country anyway. They got their own currency. That sh*t's ridiculous. Soon as I check in the hotels --
“Welcome to Disney World, Mr. Chappelle. Can we interest you in some Disney dollars?”
“No, man, I’m cool. Can’t buy weed and pus*y with Disney dollars, n*gga. I’m on vacation.”