The Fishbowl lyrics

I’m so good at writing jokes… And this is not even an exaggeration. I actually write jokes backwards. I will write a punch line with no particular setup in mind. I just put it on a scrap of paper, and I’ll throw that scrap of paper in my fishbowl. I have a fishbowl in my house filled with random punch lines. And every once in a while, I’ll shake the bowl and I’ll dig in there and pull one out, and see if I can make that sh*t work. And I picked one for this special. It’s not an easy punch line to pull off. Are you ready?

Yeah. Here it goes.

The punch line is, “So I kicked her in the pus*y.”

I haven’t finished the joke yet. I just know whatever happens in the beginning of the joke, at the end of the joke, for some reason, I’m gonna kick somebody in the pus*y, and it’s going to be hilarious.

You know what’s weird? I’ve always been this talented. I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t.