Feeling My Age lyrics

I'm old. I’m 44 now. Right. It's the first time in my life I've ever started to physically feel my age. You can– It’s tough, man. You know how I know I'm getting old? This is embarrassing, but… I was in my hotel room. I was– I'm not gonna lie, I was j*rking off. And I was really sweating it out. And this is when I knew I was old. I just gave up in the middle like nothing even happened. I don't like looking at my di*k anymore. My di*k looks distinguished. It's old. An old-looking di*k. It's got salt-and-pepper hair all around it. My di*k looks like Morgan Freeman in the '90s. Without the dots. My di*k narrates, “Dave pulled me out and started j*rking me around. j*rking me around. But not with the same vigor as when he was young. He and I both knew nothing was coming out.”