Best Band in the Universe lyrics

[Verse 1]
Now, I'm about to introduce myself
'Cause you clearly have good taste
We are a heavy f*cking metal band
From outer f*cking space!
Our drummer is a f*cking alien
Our guitarist's a machine
And they're about to play the sickest riff
You've ever f*cking seen

[Pre-Chorus]
We're from the future
We're super cool
We live forever
We break the rules
10,000 light-years
Here to proclaim:
We're here to rock and roll
You know our name:

[Chorus]
We're the best band in the universe
Rock so hard it f*cking hurts
Everybody else is worse
Best band in the universe!
Best band in the universe!
Rock so hard you'll f*cking burst
We invented music first
Best band in the universe!
[Verse 2]
The horn player make you bust a move
You just can't handle it!
The bassist plays such a disgusting groove
You'll take a f*cking sh*t
I'm waking up at the crack of dawn
Just to do two things:
I write really f*cking kick ass songs
And then I f*cking sing!

[Pre-Chorus]
We're from the future
We're super cool
We live forever
We break the rules
10,000 light-years
Here to proclaim:
We're here to rock and roll
You know our name:

[Chorus]
We're the best band in the universe
Rock so hard it f*cking hurts
Everybody else is worse
Best band in the universe!
Best band in the universe!
Rock so hard you'll f*cking burst
We invented music first
Best band in the universe!
[Interlude]
And now, to take this song to the next level, we've gone back in time to planet earth, in the year 2021, to bring you a special guest. He saved the galaxy once before with the power of rock and roll, and I believe that he can do it again, right here, right now. He's finally here, the moment you've all been waiting for, get ready for the one and only... NINJA BRIAN

[Instrumental Ending]