Weird Bars part 13 Extended edition lyrics

[Intro]
Chillin' on a weekend like usual
Watchin' SpongeBob and Scooby-Dooby-Doo
She took the wires to my PlayStation, she doin' too much
I didn't wipe my butt, I just pooped and got up
She got the cutest daughter, so I went to pick her up
Then almost tossed her 'cause she really kicked me right in my nuts
I had to put some ice on 'em, damn
When she threw a kick, all I heard was "crunch"

[Interlude]
It's cool, man
Got the new rubber duckies on
Life is good, y'know what I mean?
Hahahahahaha

[Verse]
I was in the crib, sippin' drink, watchin' Golden Girls, lil' b*tch, ooh
'Bout to grow me a afro and get Jheri curls, lil' b*tch, ooh
Left thе milk out all night so it got spoiled, lil' b*tch, ooh
Made my girlfriend rub mе down with cookin' oil, lil' b*tch, ooh
I like the juice from ramen noodles, is what I drink, lil' b*tch, ooh
Wear sneakers without socks so my feet stink, lil' b*tch, ooh
The teacher ask me "What's ten plus ten?" I couldn't think, lil' b*tch, ooh
Grown man but I still take baths in the sink, lil' b*tch, ooh