[Verse 1: SpongeBob & Mr. Krabs]
A stove is a stove
No matter where you go
A patty, is a patty
That's what I say!
[Verse 2: SpongeBob & Mr. Krabs]
A grill is a grill
This is surely so
And fries should be fries
Either way
[Verse 3: SpongeBob & Mr. Krabs]
But this grill is not a home!
This is not the stove I know!
I would trade it all away
If you'd come back to stay!
[Chorus: SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, & Both]
This kitchen's not the same
Without you!
It's just a grill and spoon!
Just a greasy spoon!
Without you