SEX GOD lyrics

[Intro: Spongebob Squarepants]
Listen, you crustaceous cheapskate!
Squidward's been living in my house and driving me crazy!
And you're not gonna hire him back all because of a stupid dime!?
[Verse 1: GLENBOY]
G-L-E-N-B-O-Y
I just jizzed in your girl's eyes
I like to eat apple pie
I cook meth like I'm Bill Nye
I get in her walls like bricks
I be snorting pixie sticks
I smoke crack up in my whip
I put chocolate on my di*k
I eat ass, then beat my kids
My p*nis is super big
I snap necks like they was twigs
My di*k does not have foreskin
I stretch my di*k like One Piece
I pull out my shiv like Bleach
Lickin toes up at the beach
(Victory screech)
I eat all my supper, then I get dessert
My girls different colors like Trix yogurt
I take out this rubber, then take off my shirt and then
f*ck on your mother 'til my di*k hurts
I suck on her clitoris 'til she faints
My di*k is enormous and I sniff paint
I go to the store and then I buy grapes
I'm watchin that porn, then I nut in my face
Oh my god, oh my god
Your mom's home, put your pants back on
I smoke on grass when I cut my lawn
I be the king but ya'll are just pawns
I drink apple juice from Motts
Glenboy's got the twelve-inch c*ck
[Verse 2]
I'm readin hentai manga in my sauna
I see your momma then my di*k gets longer
I spit this lava then I cook my pasta
I eat your broad out just like she McDonald's
I'm with your girl, we watchin KonoSuba
She blowin on my di*k like it's a tuba
Round up my shooters, then we go to Cuba
I cook up noodles, then I f*ck Medusa
I don't ever call women "b*tches"
I'm out here in the cut like stitches
Could you please scratch my back? It itches
Me and my girl like to make sandwiches
She said I'm a sex machine
I make checks by any means
Flexing is my destiny
I just fed my girl some beans
I settle beef with Candy Land
I put my meat in your grandma's hand
She gets on her knees and then takes out my lance
I make mac n cheese with the boys in my clan
I'm Nicolas Cage, how I sting like a bee
And I got a flashlight instead of a beam
I just added your girl on Steam
Glenboy, b*tch, I eat whipped cream