Ballad Of The Bulge lyrics

[Verse 1]
I woke up
There was a bulge in my pants
It was on the opposite side
So it couldn't have been my c*ck
I sh*t in my pants
So I had to take an hour
Of my day
To do the laundry

[Verse 3]
I shat in my pants, in my bed
In my room, in my house
I had to take
An hour to shower

[Verse 4]
I picked up the sh*t
From my covers
And I waffle stomped it
Down the drain
I shat in my bed
Who could've thought this would happen
I'm twenty five
Am I incontinent now, well
[Outro]
Who could've thought