My Hamster lyrics

[Verse 1]
I have a hamster and he scares people
He scares people into thinking they're crazy
Eating their mother and not their vegetables
Always being mean
Not nice, he's an evil little hamster

[Verse 2]
My evil little hamster likes eating little children
And eating dads and moms and little squirrels
He also likes to eat other hamsters
Why does he do this, I cannot tell you
But he's an evil little hamster
He eats other hamsters too
This hamster he eats other hamsters
He's an evil little hamster, he's a naughty naughty boy
This hamster will scare you and make you crap yourself
Be careful around my hamster
I try to protect people but they don't listen to me
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