Juniper lyrics

[Verse 1]
I walk right down the street and I
Look for friends
Bring up the dog Juniper
And I never thought I'd say this but
I have nobody to talk to, nobody
I have no family but I have my dog

[Chorus]
My dog Juniper he likes to wipe his butt on my carpet!
My dog Juniper!
My dog Juniper slobbers on my toes!
My dog Juniper we call him Junie

[Verse 2]
I like to think my dog as my friend
My dog Juniper
My dog needs to be circ*mcised!

[Chorus]
My dog Juniper is my only friend!
My dog Juniper, he’s teaching me to love!
My dog Juniper runs away from me
My dog Juniper is no more for me

[Bridge]
My dog Juniper is gone
Why did you leave me, Juniper?
Why did you have to go?
Why?
Don't leave me
Don't f*cking leave me Juniper!
[Chorus]
My dog Juniper is a little piece of!
My dog Juniper deserves to die!
My dog Juniper I hate him, I hate him!
Aah!

[Outro]
Bye bye Juniper