The Funky Troy Bathroom Ballad lyrics

[Verse 1]
So I went to the Park
And I found a monster beast [?]
He was very tall
He had a black suit
His face was super white
I ignored it and went to bed
That night I had a dream
That Slender was chasing me

[Chorus]
I sh*t myself
Watching Slender Man
I sh*t myself
Under Slender Man [?]

[Verse 2]
I went to the park
And back out there [?]
I wanted to see that glove [?]
See if he was still there
He was underneath a tree
Last time that I saw him
He was underneath my bed [?]
What a weird coincidence
[Chorus]
I sh*t myself
I sh*t myself
Watching Slender Man

[Outro]
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