Sad Song lyrics

[Intro]
It's dark!

[Verse 1]
I was walking down the street
And there was a fella playing with his meat
He grasped his schlong into his hand
I was like
Oh damn

[Verse 2]
Well all of a sudden I sh*t my pants
I took it out and did a little dance
I went home and took a seat
'Cause I just found something good to eat (sh*t)

[Verse 3]
I sh*t my pants (He sh*t his pants)
I sh*t my pants (He sh*t his pants)
I sh*t my pants (He sh*t his pants)
I sh*t my pants (He sh*t his pants)
I sh*t my pants (He sh*t his pants)
I sh*t my pants (He sh*t his pants)
I sh*t my pants (He sh*t his pants)
I sh*t my pants (He sh*t his pants)