Brunch at Cracker Barrel lyrics

[Verse 1]
Down in south Mi'ssipi
There's a place called Cracker Barrel
They make some damn good eggs
And some b*tchin' ass chicks
It's a real good eatin' place
They also have an assortment of toiletries
When you're gettin' that grumbling' in your tumblin
It's a real fine place
But I'll give you some advice
Don't get their gotdamn fajitas
It'll give you diarrhea! (It'll give you diarrhea, Cletus!)
Diarrhea!

[Outro]
Bring my iced tea you snag-toothed b*tch! (Sir)
No you don't have to talk like that, I'll get you your iced tea
f*ck you, you brought me sweetened tea, f*ck you b*tch
No I'll get you your iced tea just calm down
You f*ckin' b*tch I have a right as an American to (Calm down)
I have my right as a mid-western southern American for my
f*ckin' tea (Sir I'm gonna-)