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So recently I had a thing with this chick
She was built like a brick sh*t-house, dumb as a brick
I really thought I liked her, but I really must admit
I don't really think I did, I just liked giving her love
We were chilling non-stop for just over a month
That’s not a long time, but still, it was enough
For me to become well-aware she was just another sleazy-ass (what?!)
Dumb slag, bag of dung, conceded-ass raggamuff
Batter up, ‘bout to hit it out the park- MISS
This woman took a sh*t upon my heart- b*tch
She's a man-eater, oh, the broad's slick
Just another initial upon a long list
Yeah, I lied when you asked how many women I'd been with
You're gonna have to add a couple extra hands
I've had many before you and I'll have many after
Not saying I'm the sh*t, not claiming to be the man, I’m just saying
Listen, you may not be as special as you think
And I know that's what you think ‘cause you don't think about much
It sucks the way it turned out, I know baby, it's tough
I went on tour for ten days and you couldn't wait to get stuffed
I'm usually not the type to gripe or hold a grudge
But saying sorry was the least ya’ coulda done
Instead, you decided you would try and make me feel like I was crazy
Because I politely asked you what was up- Yup
And then she sends me a pic of that new kid she's with
Thinking it would make me jealous and p*ssed- Well it did
But still, I'm not about to give the b*tch the satisfaction
Of knowing I give a f*ck about who she interacts with
I bask in a haze of love and hate coagulating
I hate your f*cking attitude but, babe, you're rather banging
With your newly pierced nips and your platinum died hair
You can quit watching my story, stupid b*tch- You think I care? (Yes)
I know that I've been saying that she's dumb and that it's typical
But when it comes to being dumb this c*nt is on the pinnacle
Oh wait I shouldn't say that, the C-word offends her
Why am I even talking about this c*nt? I can't remember
One time waking up, dude, she had me weak
She actually asked me if hippos had teeth
Yo, what do you mean?? Please tell me that you're kidding
I know you must be thinking, "wow, she sounds really witty"
But wait, I got some more- One night when she was over
She said she wanted to play some video games and I said, "oh word?"
Heck yeah is what I thought initially but no, sir
She didn't know how to hold an N64 controller
So I showed her the right way- Of course she got offended
I might have told a joke- Of course she didn't get it
She said that I was crazy, I proceeded laughing
“How is it my fault that you don't understand sarcasm?”
And how's about that time you said that Hannah was a sl*t
And you would both be at this party and you wanted to f*ck her up
And I said, "no, you really shouldn't, c'mon chill, don't stress"
And then a week later on instagram, you say you're BFFs?
Ahh yes, of course- Hey, whenever you feel the need
You can grab your bottle of lube and clean your lipstick off my sheets
Am I being too harsh? Am I being too mean?
If you didn't do me like you did I wouldn't be
You see, she's just another zombie- Little dumb blondie
Try to watch a movie, but she never stops talking
You came and got your ring- I gave away your watch
Looking basic in my driveway drinking an iced coffee
Go and find a hobby- Superficial, snobby-
Hoes, don't ya' know play the role of the prom queen
I musta’ been caught up in all of the sucking and swallowing
‘Cause otherwise these dumb sl*ts got nothing to offer me

Obviously, I’m not talking about all women
I respect women- I just don’t respect you
You know who you are
f*ck you and you suck