I hit bedrock in my bedroom
Playin' new Doom with Aesop Rock and MF Doom
And a shroom sandwich--not psychedelic, but delicious
Got no b*tches--no women either, for that matter
I'm higher on scattered thoughts than most get on batter and pipes
I make a living off my list of gripes
I've got no game, no life, and plenty of cash from passion
The type to look at myself and start laughin'
'cause I'm holed up in my room
Crankin' up the sub so the bass go boom
YouTube surfin' on the couch with a box of goon
And just too much time, not enough to do
Judge
'cause I'm holed up in my room
Crankin' up the sub so the bass go boom
YouTube surfin' on the couch with a box of goon
And just too much time, not enough to do
Nothin' in life will ever live up to Demon's Souls
MC Ride, Endless Jess, and Nobue Itou
I eat so much stress, my beard grows quicker
I'm ten pounds thicker from my Facebook picture
Had a published auto-bio when I printed out my Twitter
I've never read a book that wasn't with me on the sh*tter
I'm bitter over every bad comment that I've gotten
But unassailably self-confident since writing Rotten
And I'm holed up in my room
Crankin' up the sub so the bass go boom
YouTube surfin' on the couch with a box of goon
And just too much time, not enough to do
Judge
And I'm holed up in my room
Crankin' up the sub so the bass go boom
YouTube surfin' on the couch with a box of goon
And just too much time, not enough to do