The Odd Couple lyrics
by Itto
Your husband is falling asleep
On the shoreline of Omaha Beach
Now those days are far gone from his reach
Biggest threat is his wife says he's grinding his teeth
Says that's where he gets all his bruises from
The poor woman fell right down the stairs
She still kisses his neck but won't play with his hair
Three, two, one
Your husband's no longer sustainable
Sinner shoved in a home to be damned
Is it just when the nurse steals the ring off his hand?
Oh goddamn