Salt And Pepper Shaker DEMMO 2005 lyrics

[Verse 1]
Salt and pepper shaker sitting on my table
Gonna sprinkle you with them 'cause you lack in flavor
Yeah, you lack in flavor like a baked potato

[Chorus]
Salt and pepper shaker
They're my savior when there's no flavor
I pick 'em up and give a sprinkle on the bad times
Sprinkle on the so very hard times (That's right)
Sprinkle on the tasteless times
Sprinkle on the flavorless times (He-hey)

[Verse 2]
I saw you standing under your umbrella
I just stood there staring gеtting wetter and wettеr
Oh, your image I soaked up and I savored
But I couldn't approach you 'cause I had no flavor, so

[Chorus]
Salt and pepper shaker
That's what I gave her when there's no flavor
I pick 'em up and give a sprinkle on the bad lines
Sprinkle on the so very bad lines (That's right)
Sprinkle on the tasteless lines
Sprinkle on the flavorless lines
[Interlude]
Oh, it's so sad
But you do everything I have to add
And oh, it's so true
That I would have no flavor without you, you

[Bridge]
Salt and pepper shaker, you overpowering sons of a b*tch (b*tch, oh, oh)
And I'd be a fool in denial if I couldn't admit (Admit, oh, oh, yeah, yeah)
That, that, that, that

[Chorus]
Salt and pepper shaker
They're my savior when there's no flavor
I pick 'em up and give a sprinkle on the bad times
Sprinkle on the so very hard times (Hey yeah)
Sprinkle on the tasteless times
Sprinkle on the flavorless times