Officer, That’s Not Mine! lyrics

[Verse 1]
Wish I could get some f*cking sleep
Without wasting all my weed
But melatonin ain’t got sh*t on you babe

I’m feeling like a kid again
Or maybe I need better friends
Or maybe I just need a wake-up call
You’re not that tall
You’re really not my type at all
And I think you hate me anyway

[Chorus]
You’re a virgin
And I’m just a methhead
I think you’re cute
And you think I’m a junkie
You haven’t learned to f*ck
And I’m royally f*cked
Because you’re you
And you f*cked up and cared about me

[Verse 2]
I wanna be run down by a train
Let the wheels smash my brain
But then I’d just be proving you right
So I guess I ruined being friends
What еlse did you expect
You should’vе known
I’m just a f*cking mess and all that’s left
Is the crazy b*tch you called the cops on

[Chorus] x3
You’re a virgin
And I’m just a methhead
I think you’re cute
And you think I’m a junkie
You haven’t learned to f*ck
And I’m royally f*cked
Because you’re you
And you f*cked up and cared about me