I’m a Threat lyrics

[Verse 1:]
So I went to the DMV
This computer motherf*cker on the loudspeaker says
"Number 247 come to desk number 10"
What the f*ck as*h*le, that's my goddamn number!
This guy's tryin' to steal my identity!
I didn't do sh*t to him, now I'm p*ssed!
I yell, "What the hell man, what was that for?!
I never did anything, now you're starting a war!"
Since I couldn't find anyone to hit
I walked up to some guy who seemed like a di*k
I pushed him to the ground and I ripped out his jugular
You can't steal from me motherf*cker!

[Chorus:]
I'm a threat
I'm a threat
I'm a threat
I'm a threat
Just don't f*ck with me
Just don't f*ck with me
Just don't f*ck with me
Just don't f*ck with me

[Verse 2:]
I drove to the grocery store
When I walked inside, I ran into the door
My face hurt a lot
So I made sure somebody else's did too!
I ran in a fit of rage!
I punched some as*h*le straight in his face
I grabbed a cereal box and tore it open
I pushed down the shelves and beat up the workers
I took off their outfits and put them on
Then I went to the employee's only section
And shut off the power
They wouldn't get that sh*t back in hours!
I punched the wall multiple times
Then I punched some teenager in his eyes
I broke all the glass to the frozen section
And tore out a hot pocket from its box
I threw it on the ground and stomped on it hard
These doors need to stop getting in my way!
[Chorus:]
I'm a threat
I'm a threat
I'm a threat
I'm a threat
Just don't f*ck with me
Just don't f*ck with me
Just don't f*ck with me
Just don't f*ck with me

[Verse 3:]
I went to the mall
I was in line to buy a shirt
It was taking forever
Some b*tch wouldn't stop talking on her phone
I grabbed her phone and snapped it in half
I kicked her hard in her calf
I tore out all of her hair
And I threw it all in the air
I grabbed her purse and stole it
Then I went to a gun store and bought a rifle
Then I shot up the gun store and killed the workers
I went back to the mall and shot her in the face
Talking on cell phones is a disgrace
Then I shot up the mall
I killed anyone that I saw
I yelled, "You can't make me wait long!"
So I exacted my revenge on people who did no wrong
I threw down the gun when it ran out of ammo
And I kept stepping on it, but it wouldn't break
So I just picked it up and threw it away
[Chorus:]
I'm a threat
I'm a threat
I'm a threat
I'm a threat
Just don't f*ck with me
Just don't f*ck with me
Just don't f*ck with me
Just don't f*ck with me