How to Successfully Land a Toad on Jupiter lyrics

Social issues
A pitch black hole
You're f*cking wrong
And I am too
The politics of gender
Let's talk about gender-benders
Let's talk about people who don't give a f*ck about their genders

Well she's a San Diego girl
The kind that really rocks my world
The kind that takes off her clothes
The kind that nobody knows

And all the tough-ass muthaf*ckas gonna make her all theirs
It's just as puny as the white strip in her hair
And she's somethin' that a knight can come and rescue from a dragon
And we will always defend her and defend all of her actions

If you took one look at me, I act like none, I'm just the same
One of you is f*ckin' playin' up your actions just for fame
You're the master of the universe, sex symbol in a game
Just for daring to be me I have to work to clear my name

Well, why do you never answer when I call you on the phone?
Why did you have to go and leave me all alone?
f*ckin' Jerry isn't masculine, he got nothin' on me
I could do a hundred sit-ups in a minute of P.E
Can't you see that everybody wants to be you but nobody wants to see you 'round?
When you're blocking out the f*ckin' sun with your guns of 60 f*ckin' pounds
And it may be real impressive, but nobody looks impressed
In a city full of boulders, the rock stands out the best
Now I'm not sayin' that I'm any better, or that I deserve any more than you
But if you never sought the competition, then I wouldn't even f*ckin' argue
You fit the part real well, and I have to give you that
But all these girls and boys don't give a sh*t, and this ain't no f*ckin' act

Now that I'm livin' it up
Now that I finally grew up
I have to pay the price
You and I look around town
See that there's nothin' around
Nothin' but basic sh*t
Expressin' however you want
Dresses are fine if you flaunt
Be what you wanna be
But you step over the line
Cross over into their side
You are not feminine
I did not make up the rules
Culture is the one to choose
God, this sh*t's petty, and
We are the ones who will lose
No matter progress is made
Progress don't give a f*ck
Well, he's a Pennsylvania guy
The kind of guy who never cries
The kind of guy to treat a girl
The kind that nobody heard

And I'm expected to accept the kind of sh*t I do not care
What f*ckin' hairstyle or f*ckin' clothes you wear
If you adhere to activists who claim to know it's your intent
We got people just tryin' to pay their f*ckin' rent

Macho macho macho macho
Macho macho macho macho
Ladylike and ladylike
And ladylike and ladylike and

I just wanna live
See what will happen
All you activists
Aren't helpin' sh*t
Chromosomes are all
Expression comes from law
All you ma's and pa's
Children are all pawns

Gender is a talking point, who f*ckin' cares who plays with toys?
Who f*ckin' cares about the girls? Who f*ckin' cares about the boys?
Who f*ckin' cares about tradition? Who f*ckin' cares 'bout your religion?
Who f*ckin' cares 'bout feminism? Who f*ckin' cares but grown-up children?