APOLOGY SONG lyrics

[Intro]
Uh, so, the last song I put out, my part was really f*ckin' quiet
So, here's an apology song to make up for how sh*t it was

[Verse 1]
I'm gonna blast your eardrums out your head
I'm sitting half naked on my f*ckin' bed
I'm sorry for the sh*tty verse, I promise it won't happen again
I tried to fix the volume, but I don't know how to mix sh*t
Apology to TOFUU and all the fans
Apology to everyone in sorry for disturbance
You couldn't even hear my verse, it didn't even make sense
I don't know what to say, next so I'ma say, "Mike Pence"

[Bridge]
Who the f*ck is Mike Pence?
Former vicе president of the Unitеd States? What the f*ck?

[Verse 2]
I'm really sorry for the sh*tty verse
I promise I'll do better and I won't do worse
This the best apology song in the universe
Who the f*ck is Collen Ballinger? Never heard of her
It's like 1 a.m., what the f*ck am I doin' with my life?
I'm submissive, I love it when I get beat by my wife
I record all my songs on this sh*tty Fortnite mic
I don't get enough sleep, and it really hurts my eyes
[Bridge]
Like, y'all n*ggas cannot expect me to be—, like—, rappin' on this
What the f*ck is—, how do you f*ckin' rap on this?
What the f*ck is this, huh?

[Verse 3]
I think it would hurt more if you just listened to the beat
Been about a week since I last beat my meat
I just really went off beat, but I don't care, this is an apology
My day was really sh*tty, so I kinda really wanna scream

[Outro]
Uh, he-he, yeah, that's basically it
Uh, thank you for listening to my apology, I love you guys
'Kay, so, like, what happens if I just put like a billion fuzz and like valve screamers in here
Is it really loud? It better be really loud
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