The bast*rd in the Kitchen lyrics

[Verse 1]
The bast*rd in the kitchen
Used to sing a lovely song
And all the town would come around
And all would sing along
The manner that he sang it seemed
That he could tell no lies
It's quite a feat that none could see
The sh*t behind his eyes (Hey!)

[Verse 2]
The bast*rd in the kitchen
Used to tell a tempered tale
One to cover up the fact
That he was up for sale
And flaccid as a withered soul
He threw it down the drain
By burning all of the town hall
He used to build his name (Hey!)

[Chorus]
The bast*rd in the kitchen
Nothing we can do right now
But sing a different song
Nothing we can do but drag
His name until it's gone (Hey!)
[Verse 3]
The bast*rd in the kitchen
Just isn't who we thought
Turns out that this once noble man's
Already f*cking bought
And if he ever thinks he can be
More than Tiktok's b*tch
I highly recommend that he
Remember who he is