Giant Ant lyrics
by The Handsome Family
[Verse 1]
Butterflies are monsters when you look at them too close
And once you touch their wings, they'll never fly again
Yellow is for buttercups and streams of hot p*ss
Red is for "I love you" and hemorrhages
[Chorus]
But my thighs are as big as smokestacks
And I flooded the little girls' room
My ass is as big as Omaha
And the cupcakes will be done soon
I am a giant
I am a giant
I am a giant ant
[Verse 2]
Nat King Cole singing Sweet Lorraine
Empty Kleenex boxes on Howard Hughes' plane
The Easter Bunny hops right over Santa's grave
Beach bum Barbie dolls are lost beneath the waves
[Chorus]
But my thighs are as big as smokestacks
And I flooded the little girls' room
My ass is as big as Omaha
And the cupcakes will be done soon
I am a giant
I am a giant
I am a giant ant
I am a giant
I am a giant
I am a giant ant