DISABLE LIKES AND COMMENTS lyrics

Part 1: Jack and Salesman/Advertiser
(0:00 to 0:25)

Okay, lets see how my latest YouTube video did, huh?

*views/likes/dislikes for the previously mentioned "latest video" shown; 109,110 views, 199 likes, and 15,917 dislikes. Photoshopped negative comments shown, Jack groans as each negative comment flashes on the screen, with Jack finally spitting up*

Tired of this happening to you?

Yes.

Then you should try disabling likes and comments! When you disable likes and comments, all that nasty criticism disappears... like magic!

Part 2: Nacole Irbour
(0:26 to 0:41)

Hey everyone, its me, Nacole Irbour! I made a super dope video called "Fat People Don't Count" but for some reason a lot of people didn't like it and it hurt my feelings. So I turned off likes and comments and boom, everybody likes me again... I think, I don't know, I can't, I can't read the com-

Part 3: Grope Boy
(0:42 to 0:55)

Oy oy, its me, Grope Boy. I made a super dope video called "BUM TOUCHERS", it was a right laugh and a great prank. But it really miffed some gibblers do you know what I mean? So I turned them likes right off and look at me views, they're great again! Oy vey, I'm Grope Boy *laughs*

Part 4: SoFlyAntennae
(0:56 to 1:16)
What up di*ks? I'm SoFlyAntennae! And when I'm not stealin' other people's videos, I'm makin' the cringiest ones all by myself. Real cringey, likes titles that don't even fit!

But it hurts my fee-fees when people don't like 'em. So I manned-up and turned off dislikes! Its a great way to show my haters I don't care what they think... except I obviously do a little if I have to turn off *mumbling*

Part 5: Jack and Salesman/Advertiser
(1:17 to 1:28)

Wow! This sounds incredible, but is it free?

Sort of.

'f*ck do you mean sort of?

Well, every time you disable likes and comments, you lose a bit of your soul... you f*cking coward.