How Many Baubles Can I Fit Up My Ass lyrics

[Verse]
How many baubles can I fit up there?
The doctor says I shouldn't
But I don't care
I'm frisky, bored, and curious
And I must see
If I can break my record of 23

I broke my sphincter into smithereens
And I didn't even make it into the late teens
No, I haven't learned my lesson
I'll keep punishing my rear
And I'll do it again next year