NO OFFENSE lyrics

[Intro: Big Gay]
It's just so matter of factly
"Well hey there boys, it's your friend - Big Gay"
Like what the fu-, haha

[Chorus: Big Gay & mrgirl]
No offense
If you get a little bit offended
You can hit me up on Twitter
You can suck on my c*ck
I don't really mean it
I'm just sittin' here and memein'
No offense
If you get a little bit offended
You can hit me up on Twitter
You can suck on my c*ck
I don't really mean it
I'm just sittin' here and memein'

[Verse 1: mrgirl & Big Gay]
Anti-masker? Anti-vaxxer
Anti-maxxer? Why can't I slapzer?
I'm pro-Slimer, but I'm anti-Casper
I say important sh*t but I'm spitting anti-matter
I was anti-Bush, but now I'm anti-waxer
Shaelin pus*y got that f*cking Venus flytrap hair
I've been rubbin' it five minutes
She still ain't satisfied yet
And I caught her masturbating later
She didn't pass the vibe check
Your vibes are kinda' off
Why won't women ever suck my c*ck?
I'm as undesirable as marshmallows and lucky charms
Excuse me but I don't mean no harm
I'm just lonely so I masturbate exclusively with my left arm
Oh darn, I just remembered like Pepperidge farms
That I'm a homosexual Big Gay but a fat lard (Ugh)
My titties look like milk duds
A stud to a MILF's son
I won't be like your daddy and go for a milk run
[Chorus: Big Gay & mrgirl]
No offense
If you get a little bit offended
You can hit me up on Twitter
You can suck on my c*ck
I don't really mean it
I'm just sittin' here and memein'
No offense
If you get a little bit offended
You can hit me up on Twitter
You can suck on my c*ck
I don't really mean it
I'm just sittin' here and memein'

[Verse 2: Big Gay & mrgirl]
Feeling horny (Huh?), Cause life is boring (Hmm)
j*rking off to (Uh?) Finding Dory (Oh)
I'd use my Girlfriend (Hmm) but she ignores me (Yeah)
I got a Woody and I ain't talking Toy Story
I'm a narcissist but when I fart you sniff *sniff*
What if I start to sh*t? Probably drink my sharts ya b*tch (Ew)
C'mon Max get up and lube me
Turn on a movie
I'm feelin like a cutie
Go ahead and review me
Yo it's Big Gay
Nice to meetcha, I'm Lil Straight
Confused about my sexuality, maybe you can relate
I'd catch a f*cking sentence for the sh*t that gets me goin' (Max)
And if you're on your period I'll just use your colon
Ever since Ellen was straight and Elliot Page was gay (Wait)
These pussies been tellin' me what I can and can't say
Yeah go 'head, stay p*ssed, I feed off that hate b*tch
Now somebody go and get this f*ckin' beat a rape kit
[Chorus: Big Gay & mrgirl]
No offense
If you get a little bit offended
You can hit me up on Twitter
You can suck on my c*ck
I don't really mean it
I'm just sittin' here and memein'
No offense
If you get a little bit offended
You can hit me up on Twitter
You can suck on my c*ck
I don't really mean it
I'm just sittin' here and memein'

[Outro: Big Gay]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We went from not gay to Big Gay like really quickly