Interlude (Everybody Knows a Turkey) lyrics

[Spoken]
Everybody knows a turkey
'Cause everybody knows a turkey; I know a couple turkeys myself
So it goes, it goes like this:

[Sung]
'Cause everybody knows a turkey...

[Audience laughter]

[Spoken]
Let's just sing that again, just to remind ourselves:

[Sung]
Everybody knows a turkey...
Everybody knows a turkey...

[Spoken]
Okay, let's keep going...