Signs lyrics

[Verse 1]
And the sign says "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
So I put my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said, "You look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you do"
So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that, huh, me working for you"

[Chorus]
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
f*cking up the scenery, breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign?

[Verse 2]
And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
"Hey! What gives you the right
To put up a fence and keep me out
Or to keep Mother Nature in?
If God was here, He'd tell it to your face
Man, you're some kind of sinner"

[Chorus]
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
f*cking up the scenery, breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign?
[Bridge]
Oh, say now, mister, can't you read?
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't watch, no, you can't eat
You ain't supposed to be here

And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside"
Unh!

[Verse 3]
And the sign says "Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray"
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
And I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper
And I made up my own f*ckin' sign
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinking about me
I'm alive and doing fine"

[Chorus]
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
f*cking up the scenery, breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign?

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
f*cking up the scenery, breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign?