​femcel goonette lyrics

[Verse 1]
She's my goonette, she does it all the time
I said, "Hey, let's hang out, let's have some fun"
But she'd rather stay alone in her room
Reading yaoi and she goons and goons
No time for me, she's busy flicking the bean
She don't need my small peen, independent queen
I just wanna hold her hand and cuddle with her in sleep
But this pervy woman keeps her right hand way too busy
I thought I'm a real gooner, but I am just a phony
I tried to keep up, but the last time I got a nosebleed

[Chorus]
To her, I'm just a boy toy, she doesn't think it's wrong
And one of the worst things is it kinda turns me on
But I love her too much, I could not stand her being gone
She's just a little weird, but who isn't in this world?

[Verse 2]
We don't go on dates, we have gooning sessions
She always beats me in an edging competition
Her bedroom looks like a sex toy store
She tried to peg me once, I broke through her f*cking door
She tries to molest me every time I come over
When I push her away, she always pulls me closer
She can't ever get enough, man, I can't get a boner
I got raped like sixty times just this October
Her gooning setup looks like a f*cking NASA control room
Why am I so nervous there, like why can't she get a f*cking clue?
It smells so bad and the floor is sticky like some f*cking glue
Man, I'm tired, I can't do this, please let it end soon
[Chorus]
To her, I'm just a boy toy, she doesn't think it's wrong
And one of the worst things is it kinda turns me on
But I love her too much, I could not stand her being gone
She's just a little weird, but who isn't in this world?

[Verse 3]
She's got me in her grasp
I can't relax, can't catch a break
I think I will break, lube on her hands
Hearts in her eyes
Please, God, save me, this is my demise

[Chorus]
To her, I'm just a boy toy, she doesn't think it's wrong
And one of the worst things is it kinda turns me on
But I love her too much, I could not stand her being gone
She's just a little weird, but who isn't in this world?