Eminem - Steve Berman (Skit) [2009] ft. Steve Berman (中文翻译) lyrics

["Old Time's Sake" by Eminem plays in the background]
[BGM: Eminem的Old Time Sake]

[Receptionist]
Mr. Berman?
Berman先生？

[Steve Berman]
What?
怎么了？

[Receptionist]
We have Eminem here to see you
Eminem来见您

[Steve Berman & Eminem]
About f*ckin' time! Send him in
来得真他妈是时候！让他进来
Steve! Good to see ya, man. Um, hey, I just w–
Steve！真高兴见到你，老兄。呃，我就是来——
Well, look who decided to show his face!
看啊，看看是谁终于舍得露脸了！
I hope you've had fun in the last four years
希望过去四年你耍得开心啊
Look man, I apologize again for–
老兄，我要再次道歉——
For shooting me?! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm?
因为你开枪打我？！你知不知道我右臂都废了？
Again, it was a mistake, a terrible mist–
是我错了，那是个糟糕的错——
Are you wearing a bulletproof vest?
你是不是穿了防弹衣？
And then you go and do what? Hide out?
所以你跑去干嘛去了？躲猫猫？
Stay in Detroit for almost five years
在底特律窝了五年
While the music industry melts the f*ck down?
与此同时整个业界都他妈要毁了
Do you know how many people lost their jobs
你知道有多少人丢了工作
Because of your f*ckin' vacation?
就因为你他妈去度假了？
Well, that's actually why I'm here
好吧，这就是我今天来的原因
I was gonna put out some new music
我想出一些新歌
And I wanted to play it for you and get your opinion
我想放给你听听，也听听你的意见
Do I really need to hear it?
我真的需要听吗？
Let me guess, another album about: "Poor me!
让我猜猜看啊，另一张专辑，讲：”我好惨！
I'm so famous that it's ruined my rich little life
我这么有名，我这有钱人的生活都被毁了
And I'm such a tortured artist, let me make music about it
我是个扭曲的艺术家，以这为主题写个歌吧
And my tragic love life!" Am I on to something here?
还有我悲剧的爱情生活！“我说得对不？
Come on, man, it's not like that
帮帮忙老兄，不是这样的
You know what? Just hand the f*ckin' thing over!
你知道啥？赶紧把那玩意儿给我！
I'm done talkin to you!
我没啥跟你好说的！
Think you can just come and go as you please
你以为你想走就走想来就来？
Big selfish superstar?
你这臭屁又自私的大明星？
Steve, I had a drug problem!
Steve，我有药瘾！
"Oh, poor me! I had a drug problem!"
”哦，我好惨！我有药瘾！“
Who hasn't had a drug problem in this town?
咱们这城里谁没药瘾？
You know what? (*gun c*cks*)
你知道吗？（*拉枪栓*）
Hey! hey!
嘿！嘿！
Just lay the sh*t down on my desk and get the f*ck out!
你他妈赶紧把东西放我桌上然后有多远滚多远！
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jesus Christ, man
老天，老兄
Alright, alright, here, fine
好吧好吧，放这儿了，好吧
What's this sh*t? Two CDs?
这他妈啥？两张碟？
That's what I've been tryin' to tell you, man, there's two albums
我就是想跟你说这个，老兄，有两张新专辑要出呢
Just get out!
快滚！
Alright!
好！
Get the f*ck out!
赶紧滚！
Alright, man, see you later
好吧老兄，回头见
(*bottle smashes*)
（*丢瓶子*）