Tiny Eyes, AKA Chow Mane
Y'all already know what it is man
Berkeley b*tches, Berkeley Berkeley b*tches
[Verse 1]
f*ck a bad b*tch, in the campanile
I spend a milli on telegraph and I'm feelin chilly
Cuz my ice cold, though my chain hot
And her ass bad, but her brain not
Engineering b*tches starcraft my di*k
While these clark kerr hoes come and spark up my spliff
sh*t, and I ain't even got my goggles on
Plus 3? f*ck that, my ninja knock it off
Picked up a dime and three cents right next to Ida Sproul
Then I f*cked her in Morrison I made Jim proud
Went to the crossroads and see these girls serve me
Asian girls everywhere... UC Berkeley
I'm on fire and she tell me that I burnt her mouth
You'd think she in the RSF the way she work me out
Look around and everybody wanna be me
With an international b*tch that don't even speak english
[Hook]
Berkeley b*tches, Berkeley Berkeley b*tches
Berkeley b*tches, Berkeley Berkeley b*tches
You know I got 'em around me
You see me ridin' round shining
Even when I'm hiding away they somehow come out and find me
Berkeley b*tches, Berkeley Berkeley b*tches
Berkeley b*tches, Berkeley Berkeley b*tches
You know they always surround me
Homie I ain't even trippin'
I'm on memorial glade and y'all would think I was pimpin'
[Verse 2]
By the asian ghetto, hobos blastin' heavy metal
Yeah I'm a slayer of these b*tches straight up from the hello
Several hoes, bout 10, call it binary
We study buddies f*ckin' around in the library
I straight learned these b*tches
On top of each other, straight Stern these b*tches
They take turns, I'm shared like the bathroom
Send her a broad, with a bad b*tch from Cancun
I melt these hoes cuz I got more cheese
You know t-shirts ain't the only things with orgies
Yeah, with this stoner chick after dark
She told me that she got more trees than people's park
But I don't know if I believe that
So I shut her mouth and made her dance like CFX
Yeah, round these parts I'm big like Notorious
Trill sh*t, I even f*cked a Nobel Laureate
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[Verse 3]
She got class so she won't do it on the first day
But when the lecture's done we'll do it like your birthday
She got a roommate so we can do a three way
But first she say, she gotta check her bspace
She try to test me, f*ck in the VLSB
She eatin' like DC and then sleepin' like Fiji
She got a bear there and I ain't talkin Oski
I gave her my top dog cuz she was feelin saucey
f*cked her under sather gate
f*cked her rollin' down memorial glade
With 16Asians like its precalc
California love swear I'mma make it a decal
[Hook]
Yeah, it's that real talk man
Shout out to UC Berkeley, and I'm out
Blue and gold!