[verse 1]
Well, it's 9 pm and I'm on the net
It's early - I'm not even tired yet
Don't have to wake up till 8 in the morning
My inbox dings: new message warning
It's a cute video
Of a newborn kitten playing in snow
I click 'related videos' and bless my soul
I'm going down the rabbit hole
[verse 2]
Now it's midnight, I'm still sitting here
With an aching wrist and a half-numb rear
I'll get eight hours if I quit right now
But then I see a wiki article on Chairman Mao
Endless knowledge on the docket
Hey, here's the history of the Hot Pocket
I just keep a-reading and bless my soul
I'm going down the rabbit hole
[chorus 1]
I understand that logically
This information's not helping me
Don't need to search obscure hashtags
Or read all these humblebrags
[verse 3]
Well, it's 3 am, I'm starting to yawn
Still I make my way to Amazon
If I buy six cheese graters and a kindle
My bank account is gonna dwindle
Keep placing items in my cart
Then delete them all for a fresh start
I add to my wishlist and bless my soul
I'm going down the rabbit hole
[chorus 2]
Tell you true this ain't no fiction
The internet is my addiction
My own damn fault I'm glued to this screen
There's just so much I haven't seen
[verse 4 and outro]
Oh, it's 6 am and still I stare
Sitting awkwardly in my underwear
I'll barely get any sleep at all
I have caused my own downfall
My eyes are dry, my neck's a wreck
I swear I'm gonna turn this off in just one sec
I take a peek at Facebook and bless my soul
I take a peek at Reddit and bless my soul
I take a peek at Instagram
I take a peek at eBay
And I take a peek at TV Tropes and bless my soul
I'm going down the rabbit hole