The best way to seduce someone... lyrics

The best way to seduce someone is by making yourself unavailable. You just have to be busy all the time and they'll be craving to see you. Then you don't f*ck them for the first five dates. Let them get closer and closer but definitely don't f*ck them. Be disinterested. Not too disinterested, they'll think they're barking up the wrong tree. But it's always good to play a little hard to get. Good perfume is really important too. Everyone is a sucker for garter belts. You wear a dress and stockings and garter belts. You don't let them have you but at some point you have to make them see that you have a garter belt on. No underpants is also a big turn-on. Sucking on your finger every once in a while doesn't hurt, like in the middle of dinner. Telling jokes is good. And on every date you have to say one really disarming thing.