c*ck Massage (Skit) lyrics

[Dialogue: Eminem & Massage therapist]
*Groaning*
**Dial tone**

Oh, answer the phone you f*cking sl*t transvestite
With a c*ck, you're a man, aren't you?
You're a f*cking man
(Hello?) Oh, hey
Um, is this, uh, I'm looking for a sensual, I don't know
Body rub, or something (Uh-huh, that's what I do)
Listen, what type of body rubs, like
I'm looking for like, um, I don't know, like
A c*ck massage... You know what I mean? (Right)
Like something like, I'm kind of, like
I don't know, I'm sure you do this everyday
Um... I'm just- I don't know, I'm looking for something like
My wife, my wi- I'm married, um
My wife does not satisfy me the way that you could