Is That A Rifle When It Rains? lyrics

This is not a megaphone
Please be precise
Was I hidden or ignored?
I am speakin' into a funnel

Where’s it coffee time?
Is that between Eastern and Central?
Help me, I don't know who to blame for car alarms

I could not tell you if this is a rifle when it rains
Mud man's in the papers again
That’s an umbrella trained on me from across the street
No, I can read, though not from here