TMZ lyrics

[Intro]
This is JP Bangs

[Chorus]
Mm-mm, yah
I'm standin' on the world's largest capital P
Jumped out like TMZ (On yo' ass)
I put my ring to motherf*ckin' capital P
Lemme cut ya toenail back for ya

[Verse 1]
Wassup, my cuddie? You go J-Digg
Man, it's the water, it's the water (Church)
And I'm the Mac Minister at the alter
Now I'ma put it on Robin Thicke
And I don't let my b*tch go joggin'
'Cause she gon' think she runnin' sh*t
P-pop, Sick Wid It
Every time I drink an E-40 I drink a Maxine Water
And take a D-Shot
And this is done by choice, not by force
I didn't wanna burn her
It was either right or left, I wanted to go straight
Not the Ike Turner (Yeah)
Fresh out the Celly Cel, dropped the case, I won
When I find that b*tch that snitch
She gon' be Brotha Lynch Hung
And I'ma skirt off in a Mozzy feelin' 3X Krazy
Take off these baggy khakis
Put on somethin' fittin' more slim, hit the eighty
I'm J-Stalin, that was the first time I popped a Eazy-E
Packed a Lil Pump and a Lil Uzi and I ain't smilin'
Now I don't wanna get Messy Marv
I'm tremblin' smokin' this Newport
They wanted sixty, all I had was 4-Tay, I was Too $hort
[Chorus]
Mm-mm, yah
I'm standin' on the world's largest capital P
Jumped out like TMZ (On yo' ass)
I put my ring to motherf*ckin' capital P
Lemme cut ya toenail back for ya

[Verse 2]
Aha, yeah, this pimpin'
Rollin' on an En Vogue
Feelin' Mistah F.A.B. and my ho wearin' Dwayne Wiggins
I roll by myself, no feds
I told a b*tch, "Watch your Studio Ton
It's just Everett & Jones and Chuy Gomez"
Yeah, I'm in all black
I knocked your b*tch Offset at the gym
Hit the Ant Banks, Chris tucked the chain and all that
Now I got cookie money
And since they took Big Tookie from me
I went T-Nutty, now Tha Jacka lookin' for me
b*tch, we ain't equal
They found an arrow but couldn't find a C-Bo
Lookin' Lavish D in his blue jeans, people (Haha)
Premium pimpin' people
Message, info, felon to box a—
Get up, n*gga, listen, it's Macramento
I don't help hoes
Knocked a b*tch up out of Elk Grove
License plate said S-O-B-R-B-E 'cause I'm too Keyshia Cole
Every day a b*tch turn eighteen, P, you can keep the freak
You can't accept no answer from some trap from a b*tch
Ain't it Keak Da Sneak?
[Chorus]
Mm-mm, yah
I'm standin' on the world's largest capital P
Jumped out like TMZ (On yo' ass)
I put my ring to motherf*ckin' capital P
Lemme cut ya toenail back for ya