Let the Children Watch lyrics

[Intro - Announcer]
Hey there, Treehouse Gang! It's 3:30, which means it's time for your favourite pair of the most unlikely best friends, Bill and Ben!

[Verse 1 - Bill, Ben, and All]
Well, my name's Bill
And my name's Ben
And together, we are...
Best friends!

I wake up at 9 AM
And I wake up at 6:10!
You think you're better than me?
Don't-- Don't. Don't do this, okay?

[Verse 2 - Bill, Ben, and All]
Well, my name's Bill
And my name's Ben
And together, we are...
Best friends!

I drink a beer every day with my friends
And I save drinking until the weekend
You think you're f*cking better than me, you c*nt!?
I'm just saying what I do! You know that's how the song works -- you say what you do and I say what I do. If you don't like it, don't set me up for it. Okay?
Yep
...Sing it
[Verse 3 - Bill, Ben, and All]
[Fart noise]
My name's Ben
[Fart noise]
Best friends

I am currently single
Was that a good set-up? Does that-- Does that set up for you? I am single
My relationship status is "Single". I'm very recently single in a four-bedroom home, in a large four-bedroom home. I'm very recently SINGLE

No, don't change the bass, don't change the bass. Don't. Like, keep-- we can keep it the same
Don't change a thing. Until this c*nt. Says his bit
I. Am. Single
And I'm living with Bill's ex-wife and kids
I'll tear your face off
You know how the song works, dude