History is fun lyrics
by Tom Cardy
If I've learned one thing
About history
From listening to podcasts in my car (Like the dollop)
It’s that human beings are a colourful bunch
And also if you didn't wear a hat outside in public you'd get
Stabbed
Stabbed
Stabbed
Stabbed
Stabbed
Cut
Kicked in the head
Shot
Wear a f*cking hat outside or die