Video Calls in 2021 lyrics

[Intro]
If everyone's online, we can begin the-
"'My Zoom must be broken or something
, 'cause I can't bloody hear anyone"
Okay, Brett, maybe it's your output settings?
"Oh yeah, how's this?"
(sigh)

[Verse 1]
It's 2021
How the f*ck have you not learned how to use Zoom yet?
2 years into a pandemic
How the f*ck have you not learned how to use Zoom, Brett?

Output device, where the sound comes out
Input device is where the sound goеs in
And I'll bet on your simple f*ckin' life
That both of thosе are built -in
(Basic)

[Bridge]
Your Zoom works
Your computer works
Your headphones work
Everything works
Except your brain, champ
[Verse 2]
Every day in a different way
I explain no one can hear you when you've muted yourself
I'll come over there and I'll kill you with a hammer
If you don't stop speaking into the f*cking camera
"I can hear you guys coming from next door!"
You set your output device to your neighbor's lawnmower

Why g, God
Did you choose me
To watch Brett f*ck
A around in Hawaii?

[Outro]
"Hang on, what have I done now?"