Video Calls in 2021 lyrics

If everyone's online we can begin the-
"'My Zoom must be broken or something
'cause I can't bloody hear anyone"
Ok Brett maybe it's your output settings?
"Oh yeah how's this"
(sigh)

It's 2021
How the f*ck have you not learned how to use Zoom yet?
2 years into a pandemic
How the f*ck have you not learned how to use Zoom Brett?

Output device where the sound comes out
Input device is where the sound goеs in
And I'll bet on your simple f*ckin life
That both of thosе are built in
Basic

Your Zoom works
Your computer works
Your headphones work
Everything works
Except your brain champ

Everyday in a different way
I explain no one can hear you when you muted yourself
I'll come over there and I'll kill you with a hammer
If you don't stop speaking into the f*cking camera
"I can hear you guys coming from next door"
You set your output device to your neighbors lawnmower
Why god
Did you chose me
To watch Brett f*ck
Around in Hawaii

"Hang on what have I done now?"