f*ck Jackie Chan lyrics
by Harry Fraud
[Intro]
Oh my god, I'm 'bout to kill this motherf*cker Jackie Chan (f*ck Jackie Chan!)
This b*tch ass motherf*cker (f*ck 'em!)
This f*ck boy
Man, what the f*ck?
f*ck Jackie Chan!
Man, f*ck him
[Chorus]
f*ck Jackie Chan, f*ck Jackie Chaaaan (x3)
f*ck Jackie Chan, Benny Troung the man
f*ck Jackie Chan, f*ck Jackie Chaaaan (x3)
f*ck Jackie Chan, Benny Troung the man
[Verse 1: Benny Troung]
f*ck Jackie Chan, he's a f*cking faggot
Benny Troung the B.A.R., my flow's like magic (pew!)
No AIDS though, Jackie Chan you gay bro
Benny bone eight hoes, Jackie bone eight bros
I saw them photos, you looking like a homo
You gotta be gay yo, you like it in the a-hole
Damn Jackie Chan, I didn't know
That you jack off, to my videos
Damn that's some gay sh*t
Rush Hour 3, gay sh*t
Rush Hour 2, gay sh*t
Rush Hour 1, gay sh*t
Excuse me while I say this, even though I'm Asian
Jackie Chan you are a disgrace to your nation
[Jackie Chan]
I'm Jackie Chan, I do my own stunts!
[Benny Troung]
I'm Benny Troung, I bone your ho's c*nt
[Jackie Chan]
I'm Jackie Chan, I'm a role model!
[Benny Troung]
I'm Benny Troung (playboy!), I just boned your daughter
[Chorus]
f*ck Jackie Chan, f*ck Jackie Chaaaan (x3)
f*ck Jackie Chan, Benny Troung the man
f*ck Jackie Chan, f*ck Jackie Chaaaan (x3)
f*ck Jackie Chan, Benny Troung the man
[Verse 2: Benny Troung]
The best Asian lover, and I'm still the best
Jackie you the reason Owen Wilson tried to kill himself
You're a bad friend and you a fag man
Chris Tucker, that's your only black friend?
You can ask man, I be gettin' cash man (money!)
And I got more black friends than an African (Uganda!)
Jackie you went to far, now you're FUBAR
Benny Troung the B.A.R., 'bout to show your ass who's hard
f*ck around with me, you'll get cut like a coupon
Throw you in the river with some concrete shoes on
Put you in a pine box, with a new suit on
I'm sh*tting on Jackie Chan, Benny get his poop on
Saw Shanghai Nights, it was so lame
Saw The Tuxedo, Jackie are you doing cocaine? (you high?)
You can try to fight me, you can try to shoot me (do it!)
But guess what Jackie, you'll never beat Bruce Lee
[Chorus]
f*ck Jackie Chan, f*ck Jackie Chaaaan (x3)
f*ck Jackie Chan, Benny Troung the man
f*ck Jackie Chan, f*ck Jackie Chaaaan (x3)
f*ck Jackie Chan, Benny Troung the man
[Verse 3: Benny Troung]
The headphones on fire, the microphone on fire
Jackie Chan a snitch, Jackie Chan a liar! (x4)
[Outro]
Man, f*ck Jackie Chan, b*tch!